Two years ago, I consolidated all my blog-having to Tumblr. And now I’m spreading thin again!┬áBecause–in total honesty–I want the freedom to reblog cat gifs and porn gifs and weird stupid shit without worrying about *uh* professionalism. (Not that I ever let that stop me before).

So here we are: the main stuffy author website. Feel free to never come back and let the cobwebs grow–it only exists to fool the adults ­čÖé